ackerman-relatable:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

give’em the ol’razzle dazzle

ackerman-relatable:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

give’em the ol’razzle dazzle

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
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pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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archewill:

id like to thank my skeleton, who is always there

all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

buckkeybarnes:

Admit it. We’ve all watched slightly questionable movies and tv shows just because our favourite actors were in it for .03 seconds

lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

forsmithsandgiggles:

lewdmangabey:

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

loudest-subtext-in-television:

ageofaquitaine:

loudest-subtext-in-television:

holmesianpose:

ewelock:

THE NOISES I AM MAKING

FAVORITE

this has been my fave Sherlock post for like a year

never gets old

IT’S BACK

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him